Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's the slowest 5k?
I broke my finger!
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?