What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What animals make the best students?
Where do books sleep?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why was the snake coughing so much?