What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What birds make average students?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What sport requires no movement at all?