What sport is full of interior designers?
Rug-by.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How do birds threaten one another?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?