Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which insect makes the best father?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do religious school children practice sports?