Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which animals make the best football players?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why is the number 4 so smart?