Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
In the potholes.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?