What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
He went bananas!
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What is the smallest lion?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?