What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?