Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Where was Noah born?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?