How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?