What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How long will dinner be?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How does a barber get to work?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why are winter days great?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?