What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do cats wear to work?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How did the tree get lost?