Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?