Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?