Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?