What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?