Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
I'm not a bad putter.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?