What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Social studies.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Can February March?