What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What reads and lives in an apple?
When should baseball players wear armor?
When do astronauts eat?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?