Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?