Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?