What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How do billboards talk?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?