What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the fish blush?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?