What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?