What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A fence.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?