What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Beetle juice.
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?