Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
They were egg-cellently hidden!
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?