What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
What famous scientist will try anything?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?