What's the difference between people and chickens?
People fail if they lay an egg.
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?