Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?