Why did the astronaut couple break up?
They needed some space.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?