What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
You've crossed the fe-line!
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?