What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?