What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!
Why did the body of water think so much?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did one plate say to the other?