Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's a bee's favorite novel?