What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What game do cows play at parties?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?