Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?