Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where does mist apply for a loan?