What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why are all priests fit?