What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?