What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?