Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is blue and not heavy?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?