Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What animal floats best?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?