What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where does water do all its banking?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do trees hate going to school?