Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?