What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
Which dogs love to study science?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?