Which dogs love to study science?
Lab-radors.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?