Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
He had huge mooscles.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?