Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's E.T. short for?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?